I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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