Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
