hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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