I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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