I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
