Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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