So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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