I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My vagina is officially offended.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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