in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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