Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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