No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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