arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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