To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Dick very happy bro
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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