in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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