I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
NoShamevember. You game?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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