Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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