the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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