i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
