Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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