Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
There r osticjed everywhere
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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