You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Do I have a choice?
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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