It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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