So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I understand Curling. That high.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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