I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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