am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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