ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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