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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.

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  This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.

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• (347): View more from New York

  We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!

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