Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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