I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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