Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
No subtext here. People are naked.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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