cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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