its not stalking. its research.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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