Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Randomize