"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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