CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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