The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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