No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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