She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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