We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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