I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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