Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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