at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Two words: nipple clamps
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