ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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