You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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