His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So squirting runs in the family.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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