This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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