WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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