I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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