Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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