do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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