i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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