Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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