I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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