Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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