If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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