Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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